Zoo rules
Here are a few things that us hippos would like it if you humans could stop doing we would be very apprecciative!! So here they are...
Okay, I have food right? And so do you Well I have my healthy nutritious food, and you have your un-healthy popcorn and chips. I like my food, and you like yours, so don’t throw your food at me .I don’t want it . Its not good for me and . You'r just wasting your time And money!!
When I wake up from a nice nap to see hands in my cage trying to poke me, I get pretty mad because , I want to sleep and swim in peace I don’t want to be poked!! So please keep your hands out of my enclosure!!!
when I am trying to sleep and your siting there looking at me and making weird noises trying to get my attention it is annoying!! You have my attention but im trying to sleep in peace so can you quite it with the stupid noises I don’t want to here it!!!
I like my inclosure nice and clean not covered in trash but with you people throwing trash in my inclosure its making it pretty hard to keep it clean! And I don’t have apposable thumbs so I cant pick it up , I can move it around with my nose, so please don’t throw trash in my inclosure!!!
When im asleep im happy but when you take my picture can you please turn off the flash I don’t think you want to wake up to a flash either!!! so if you could please turn off your flash!! I would be quite happy!!
those are just a few things that we the animals would love for you to stop nothing big just a few things! Not to much!!
Yours truly The humble hippos
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