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Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
. I wouldn't eat after that two-year-old if I were you.
Inference: The two-year-old probably did something gross to the food you were
about to eat, or has a cold and you could catch it. Something bad will
happen to you if you eat it because he "I wouldn't" sounds like a
warning!
2. For Valentine’s Day, my fantastic neighbor gave his wife a poem that took him
about two seconds to write. Sheesh.
Inference: My neighbor is not very considerate since he didn't take his time
writing the poem, the text clue that led me to this decision was the
"Sheesh". People usually say "Sheesh" when they are annoyed or
frustrated.
3. A man ran after a retreating bus, waving his briefcase frantically.
Inference: ive only seen people running after buss in movies but never in real life.
4. If she died, I wouldn’t go to her funeral.
Inference:im guessing this person didnt realy like this person or wouldnt be able to see this person died!
5. Jake almost wished that he hadn’t listened to the radio. He went to the closet
and grabbed his umbrella even though he would feel silly carrying it to the bus
stop on such a sunny morning.
Inference: the radio probly said it was gonna ran later in the day!
6. Hey! What happened to all the school construction money taken from the
taxpayers? It paid for this toilet the money was flushed down.
Inference: there saying that they wasted there money on a toilet that was wayyyyyy tyo much money!!!!!!
7. As you give a speech in front of a large audience, you realize that people are
laughing behind their hands and pointing to the region below your waist.
Inference: either my pants r falling down or there already down or my flys down!
8. No, Honey, I don’t want you to spend a lot of money on my birthday present. Just
having you for a husband is the only gift I need. In fact, I’ll just drive my
old rusty bucket of bolts down to the mall and buy myself a little present. And
if the poor old car doesn't break down, I’ll be back soon.
Inference:she doesnt want her husband to buy her a b-day present.
9. A woman walks into a hospital clutching her abdomen and cursing out her husband,
who trails behind her carrying a large bag.
Inference: SHES PREGNANT SOMEBODY GET HER A CHAIR!!!!!!!
10. You're driving on the highway, listening to the radio, and a police officer
pulls you over.
Inference: you were speading!!!
Inference: The two-year-old probably did something gross to the food you were
about to eat, or has a cold and you could catch it. Something bad will
happen to you if you eat it because he "I wouldn't" sounds like a
warning!
2. For Valentine’s Day, my fantastic neighbor gave his wife a poem that took him
about two seconds to write. Sheesh.
Inference: My neighbor is not very considerate since he didn't take his time
writing the poem, the text clue that led me to this decision was the
"Sheesh". People usually say "Sheesh" when they are annoyed or
frustrated.
3. A man ran after a retreating bus, waving his briefcase frantically.
Inference: ive only seen people running after buss in movies but never in real life.
4. If she died, I wouldn’t go to her funeral.
Inference:im guessing this person didnt realy like this person or wouldnt be able to see this person died!
5. Jake almost wished that he hadn’t listened to the radio. He went to the closet
and grabbed his umbrella even though he would feel silly carrying it to the bus
stop on such a sunny morning.
Inference: the radio probly said it was gonna ran later in the day!
6. Hey! What happened to all the school construction money taken from the
taxpayers? It paid for this toilet the money was flushed down.
Inference: there saying that they wasted there money on a toilet that was wayyyyyy tyo much money!!!!!!
7. As you give a speech in front of a large audience, you realize that people are
laughing behind their hands and pointing to the region below your waist.
Inference: either my pants r falling down or there already down or my flys down!
8. No, Honey, I don’t want you to spend a lot of money on my birthday present. Just
having you for a husband is the only gift I need. In fact, I’ll just drive my
old rusty bucket of bolts down to the mall and buy myself a little present. And
if the poor old car doesn't break down, I’ll be back soon.
Inference:she doesnt want her husband to buy her a b-day present.
9. A woman walks into a hospital clutching her abdomen and cursing out her husband,
who trails behind her carrying a large bag.
Inference: SHES PREGNANT SOMEBODY GET HER A CHAIR!!!!!!!
10. You're driving on the highway, listening to the radio, and a police officer
pulls you over.
Inference: you were speading!!!
Tuesday, December 6, 2011
The Montreal Massacre!!!
Gunman massacres 14 womem
Broadcast Date: Dec. 6, 1989
A gunman confronts 60 engineering students during their class at l'École Polytechnique in Montreal on Dec. 6, 1989. He separates the men from the women and tells the men to leave the classroom, threatening them with his .22-calibre rifle. The enraged man begins a shooting rampage that spreads to three floors and several classrooms, jumping from desk to desk while female students cower below. He roams the corridors yelling, "I want women."
Before opening fire in the engineering class, he calls the women "une gang de féministes" and says "J'ha s les féministes [I hate feminists]." One person pleads that they are not feminists, just students taking engineering. But the gunman doesn't listen. He shoots the women and then kills himself. Parents of the Polytechnique students wait outside the school crying and wonder if their daughters are among the 14 dead tonight.
The thing that suprised me that was that somebody would do that to 14 inosent women. Who all had dreams and knew what they wanted to do with there lives!!!Its just sick what somepeople do!!!
The man that killed them all!!!Monday, December 5, 2011
Juliu caesar!!!
My class say a play today on dec/mon/5/2011i missed the play but i saw a video to sumerise it up so hewre i go...
Gaius Julius Caesar (July 100 BC – 15 March 44 BC) was a Roman general and statesman and a distinguished writer of Latin prose. He played a critical role in the gradual transformation of the Roman Republic into the Roman Empire.
Caesar was a man of rising power. some people say he wanted power. However he was offerd the crown 3 times but all times turned it down people say he was power hunger but everytime he could take power he turned it down.
Cassius and Brutuc had diffrent belives. They belived that if they killed ceasar that it would be the best for all of rome!!! They lueured him into the city told him he was becoming king. but yet di dhe know he got atacked and killed!!!But then Mark Antony convensed the people of rome that it wasnt good that he died and then came a big bttle but int eh end Cassius and Brutuc were defeted!!!
Gaius Julius Caesar (July 100 BC – 15 March 44 BC) was a Roman general and statesman and a distinguished writer of Latin prose. He played a critical role in the gradual transformation of the Roman Republic into the Roman Empire.
Caesar was a man of rising power. some people say he wanted power. However he was offerd the crown 3 times but all times turned it down people say he was power hunger but everytime he could take power he turned it down.
Cassius and Brutuc had diffrent belives. They belived that if they killed ceasar that it would be the best for all of rome!!! They lueured him into the city told him he was becoming king. but yet di dhe know he got atacked and killed!!!But then Mark Antony convensed the people of rome that it wasnt good that he died and then came a big bttle but int eh end Cassius and Brutuc were defeted!!!
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
As I got off the bus it was geting dark aleady. Winter was rolling in already it was geting dark .As I slowly walked past I heard the door of the creepy house swing open then slamed shut. I jump "what was that?". A slow shiver of cold went down my back. In my mind all i was thinking was it was just the wind nothing more then the wind theres nothing to be afraid of!
Monday, November 14, 2011
Cupcakes!!!
Cupcakes!
Everybody love bighting into a freshly baked cupcake. I know I do! Well when I was a kid my mom and I used to mike cupcakes all the time. When we would make them we would go to the store an buy all purpose flour then go home and get to baking when making cupcakes you will need...
• 2 1/4 cups all purpose flour
• 1 1/3 cups sugar
• 3 teaspoons baking powder
• 1/2 teaspoon sugar
• 1/2 cup shortening
• 1 cup milk
• 1 teaspoon vanilla
• 2 large eggs
Everybody love bighting into a freshly baked cupcake. I know I do! Well when I was a kid my mom and I used to mike cupcakes all the time. When we would make them we would go to the store an buy all purpose flour then go home and get to baking when making cupcakes you will need...
• 2 1/4 cups all purpose flour
• 1 1/3 cups sugar
• 3 teaspoons baking powder
• 1/2 teaspoon sugar
• 1/2 cup shortening
• 1 cup milk
• 1 teaspoon vanilla
• 2 large eggs
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Line cupcake pans with paper liners. Combine flour, sugar, baking powder, and salt in a large mixing bowl. Add shortening, milk, and vanilla. Beat for 1 minute on medium speed. Scrape side of bowl with a spatula. Add eggs to the mixture. Beat for 1 minute on medium speed. Scrape bowl again. Beat on high speed for 1 minute 30 seconds until well mixed. Spoon cupcake batter into paper liners until 1/2 to 2/3 full. Bake for 20 to 25 minutes or until toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool 5 minutes in pans then remove and place on wire racks to cool completely. Once cupcakes are completely cooled, frost with your favorite frosting recipe or decorate to your hearts desire. |
Enjoy! ;) |
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
halloween!!!
well halloween wow it came fast! didnt it :p well for halloween im gonna be mikey mouse and yes i know mikey mouse is a guy but im im a girl and ive always loved mikey :) so i have a question what r u being for halloween? anser below if u can idk im new to this :p
Monday, October 3, 2011
welcome!
welcome to my blog idk what im gonna write in my future blogs but i gess youll see later :)
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